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Black Brothers and Sisters.

Hillary Clinton sits at a table with some black radio people.

POC Host: Hillary, what’s ons thing you always carry around in your bag?

Think Hillary. Think!

Hillary Clinton: FRIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEED CHICKEN.

Hillary then raps Jay-Z’s entire black album.

The hosts all vomit and die in utter horrifying silence.

ELSEWHERE

Bernie sits with some radio niggas.

POC Host: Bernie, what was your favorite thing to do as a kid?

Think Bernie. Think!

Bernie: You dead ass? Maaaaaaaaan when I was on that come up in BK, yah boi was just anotha NIGGA with a hustle. Just slingin’ kush wit dat muscle, yah heard? Just playin’ some streetball, avoiding the cops and keepin’ my black ass out of trouble, j’ah feel?

Oh. And FRIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEED CHICKEN.

The host vomits and dies in utter horrifying silence.

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