For you I would recommend withdrawing $300 from the bank, making it into singles, placing it on your bed, rolling in it, and then promptly depositing $299. You’ll want an ice cream sandwich after that. This my good friend, is your new way of coping with life.
After the graduation ceremony, you will walk through your quad as a recent alumni. You’ll want to say goodbye to everyone who has touched your life for the past four years, but your mother will need you to pose for photographs, and your father will want you to hurry up so you all can go home. Being pulled in all of these directions makes you feel like a marionette dancing through the felt stage of your past. Pretty soon, this will all be long ago.